Life Calculator

Our life is like egg shell surrounded by varied  shell-group layers. Family, friends, Colleagues, Boss, Sub-ordinate, Junior, Pan-Sutta vala, Adda baaji, Bevde and many other countless unnamed groups giving us advises which seems ridiculous to us at all times but we never understand why these stubborn are spreading their “free ka gyan” . after all, you will meet numerous people giving free advises rather giving free lunches. So, point is what are you upto? Have you touch the horizons of your life till date or yet to to touch.Your horizon just could be getting laid once you attain puberty or could be making your body like “rambo” or dreaming of becoming the next Bill gates or may be Daddy or mumma. Needless to mention any more- dreams changes with time, condition, unknown, unforeseen reasons, drift of wind blah! blah! blah!!!

Sit back and relax. Download all your ups and downs in a memory card, make a flash back video and rewind it again and again , everything looks OK! right! no mistake Huh! then why the hell everything is not under my control, “em pissed off with my life” uttering loudly these words in a close room. Our first mistake is we never find the right Counselor or guidance.  Our experiences are enough to demonstrate what we should have done at that time. Here comes the learning! Huh, em Big enough, I don’t want to learn anymore, em already an expert now. yet new day, new beginning- new experiences-new learning-new expertise skill. Learn-grow-Learn-grow-Learn-…..

Upgrade yourself with new skills daily, just like your daily routine, skills also becomes your habit. Here, your don’t have to think what you need to do! It will become your reflex action. Never ever give up in life!!! you can escape from others but you can’t hide out from yourself. You will need to answer at some point of time, Sooner or later surely, you have to. Till then, prepare for that day. Everybody is alone in this world. For every individual, success means to his/her potential. Well, once you attain your first goal, there comes the second taking your potential to next level thus expanding your success circle. remember, there is no limit to success level. Its only how satisfy are you at that moment.

Satisfaction a word that has pseudo meaning in this rocket era, that only have significance in thinking. but not achieving. Achievement in life is nothing but to achieve a delighted or even satisfied life will be somehow better than racing. In a nut shell, be calculative in your life, aim for satisfaction, never panic in any situation unless until somebody is f**king your ass with a BIG bamboo….. Jokes apart. go and touch your life horizons.

By: Mr. Nobody


An interesting day to start and dream your love fantasies for people in relationship, But! but! but! what about for singles??? Isn’t it more interesting? Well, right! A never ending hope for the singles, especially Banana looking to find their Juicy balls till the day vanishes as it started. Guys and girls in relationship scratching their nuts to their ease… buying roses bouquet or any expensive gifts to cherish and make each other special. Singles just scratching their headbutt thinking “how this nut got this chick under him”, “Am I the poorest person or something wrong with the girls choice”. uff! Oh shit! uttering these words with full of inside pain not realizing being single is somehow way better than being in relationship or its complicated.

Life of single buddies v/s committed buddies

  1. dressed up neatly and go outside just to check out if there is someone anxiously really waiting for them, but hard truth- Big NO, and for 2nd part-dressed up neatly just to impress their partners and get laid if possible in any way.
  2. Don’t have to buy Roses Bouquet ranging $5-$100, no stress of reserving a table in a popular Restro or any bar. For the 2nd half: Borrow money from their single buddies commenting “give me your car/branded sun-glasses/watch and some bucks- as you will die single so let me encash the benefits” A big joke becomes for the singles when the buddies called up and say “buy a nice rose bouquet and deliver it your !Bhabhi!” Oh fuck! not again a delivery boy, but dosti mei agar nahi marayi to bhai  kaise bnega”  and then Bhai called up some other friend asking if you see some rose selling person, buy it. “Oh BC tu aur roses, who is that witch”  now so called bhai explaining the true story behind this. Not completing the story, its better to close at this.
  3. Daru (Alcohol) at home or Booze@Hard Rock….
  4. to be continued….


By: Mr. Nobody

65 years of life

Here comes the second part.

Met with a 65 years old Gentleman in a elevator asking to press 6 no and just like reflex action someone replied ” already pressed my sir”. though no sigh of thanksgiving from that old man to the person may be due to his level or God knows better else than him. After closely observing the outfits of the person, wearing professional suit like any CEO or top management person ready himself for his/her work, the shirt collar is eroded out same as sand erodes rock after few years of kissing. Looks down to earth guy, made enough efforts in his young times to come up on this position. Silent as hell as vacuum. Something to learn from this guy’s life. Should be enough strong as on date to face any calamity as he has passed the hurricanes of life already in his previous years. Be simple and sober, don’t let your outfit decide who you are and what is your worth. Let your work decides your personality and your true worth. Don’t panic in any situation whether its monetary/social/personal/Love/health/or any other hurdle forcing you to go ahead. Just stay calm and change the drift of wind upon your side, if conditions not favorable, wait for the time till it becomes or make enough efforts to get it done with you.

With time, everything gets healed, till then do some other activities keeping you busy taking out you in some other filed of space.

Good Luck to you.

By: Mr. Nobody


Rise High: up Above the sky

Aim High: rise yourself to your extremities. Never ever see down. There is no destination that can’t be reached, or no work that is easy. It’s upto you how you take up the later as a challenge or giving-up stage. Well, my friends, here is a story for you. there are many moments in our life when we have to make decisions or have to take some steps that will decide our due course of future direction. Unknowingly we opt for things that we expect they will go accordingly our Freezed Brain, but to our surprise or i can say somewhere in our mind, we knew that this will happen, some people called this superstition or some call it intuition. Don’t believe in either. Once you start believing in any, your are bound to go that way crushing your dreams, limiting yourself to a virtual circle just like the “Mahabharta-Chakrvayuh”. Come out of this circle and feel the atro-cities of life.

You must be thinking, its easy to say rather than following up. yeah! absolutely, else there would’t be battles in history and Kejriwal & Trump won’t become CM and President. Let’s give up this politics for a moment. Ok! Start exploring yourself first, may be your weakness is your real strength or vice-versa. If nothing is there inside you, then you must be lucky. So it’s high-time to learn and grow the way you want, not the others. But don’t forget to respect who deserves and simultaneously not disrespecting who didn’t. let them stay away from you. Will come up with some more positive thoughts soon. till then wait and watch.

Suggestion & recommendations always welcome.

By: Mr. Nobody

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